Sea Urchin Stings, Sandbags Save, Speaker Drowns: Aruba Chronicles
Packing for Aruba turned into a battle of wits and wave anchors. The hero? A sandbag anchor that 'kept us from drifting while we soaked up the sun.' The villain? A sea urchin leaving a painful souvenir after a barefoot miscalculation. Waterproof phone pouches made memories splash-proof, while a soggy Bluetooth speaker proved that 'water-resistant' is just fancy for future paperweight. 'Next time, Iāll be sure to pack a shirt to wear in the water,' because nothing says vacation like buying a $90 sunburn disguise at resort prices.
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Went to Aruba, got stung by sea urchins, drowned my speaker, but hey at least my pool float stayed put thanks to sandbags. Vacation: 1, Me: 0.
Nothing says 'vacation success' like buying overpriced water-gear after nature roasted you. Waterproof speaker? More like water-cursed speaker.
Aruba survival guide: Pack sandbags, avoid sea urchins, and prepare to overpay for sunscreen fashion. Paradise is basically an obstacle course.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Amanda Shammas
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