Florida Man Escapes Heat, Taxes For Pasta and Free Docs
Todd Kleperis, tired of Florida's 'unhappy' sun-soaked prison, decided to trade $750k homes for a $100k fixer-upper near Rome. He said, 'I haven't been happy here in the last eight or nine years' and chose Italy for 'family, community, and free healthcare.' After jet-setting through Asia and rejecting US life a decade ago, his three golden relocation rules still hold: like the food, like the people, and like the healthcare. Guess what? Italy won—where glass rooms cost less than Florida’s HOA fees.
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When your healthcare costs less than your bad decisions and you’d rather kayak than bake in Florida's misery, maybe moving to Italy isn’t running away — it’s just hiring better life consultants.
Sure, moving to Italy sounds nice until you realize your new neighbors gossip faster than Italians can say 'pasta.' But free healthcare beats Florida heat stroke any day.
Moving from Florida to Italy: because nothing says 'I failed adulthood' like chasing affordable homes and free healthcare across the Atlantic.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Jordan Pandy
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