Trump Claims Nobel Snub While Plotting Greenland Buy, UK Stays Polite
KEY POINTS
- â˘On January 19, 2026, Trump accused the Norwegian Nobel committee of ignoring his peace efforts regarding Ukraine.
- â˘UK Labour leader Keir Starmer acknowledged Trump's involvement in Ukraine ceasefire talks while urging coalition pressure on Putin.
- â˘Starmer emphasized that trade wars harm everyone and pledged to prioritize the UK's national interest over escalating conflicts.
On January 19, 2026, US President Donald Trump accused Norwegian Nobel selectors of snubbing his obvious peace prowess, all while ramping up his ongoing Greenland real estate ambitions. Meanwhile, UK Labour leader Keir Starmer tried to channel diplomatic zen by praising Trump's 'role' in the Ukraine ceasefire push, then quickly reminded everyone trade wars are inconvenient at cocktail parties. Highlighting the irony, Starmer vowed to work with the US, Ukraine, and allies to âplace pressure on Putinââa shrewd way of saying âweâll pretend we all agreeâ as Trump eyes icy land deals and Nobel regret simultaneously.
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Trump whines about a Nobel snub like a kid who didnât get invited to the cool peace party, while planning Greenlandâs makeover. Meanwhile, the UK nods politely but quietly side-eyes the chaos. Arctic drama or international soap opera? Hard to tell!
If buying Greenland was a Nobel category, Trump would be Swedenâs unanimous winner by now. Peace, property rights, and pontificating all in one!
Starmerâs diplomacy sounds like when your mom says she âloves your friendâ but also âis just watching out for you.â Nice save, UK!
Source: Theguardian | Published: 1/19/2026 | Author: Jakub Krupa
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