Six Months, Zero Cars, One Defenestration: Prague Wins
After an epic six-month euro-slog through London, Amsterdam, Paris, and Zurich, our intrepid American traveler from car-worshipping Colorado crowned Prague the ultimate home base. Why? Because walking 45 minutes cobblestone torture becomes a tourist attraction when each manhole cover sports the city coat of arms. Public transport here is basically the baby-grand of charm and reliability, in contrast to American buses that might as well be time machines to late-ville. History lessons get theatrical with ’defenestration’—yes, chucking politicians out windows—and a clock that parades apostles hourly like clockwork cult fanfare. Day trips to Narnia-ish national parks, original Pilsner beer in Pilsen, and a polite five-hour train ride to Oktoberfest make this Czech capital the Europe-multitasker’s dream.
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Turns out, if you throw angry politicians out windows enough times, you invent a word and a tourist attraction. Prague: The city where even the manhole covers want you to know you’re not in Colorado anymore.
Prague’s charm: 45-minute steps on foot with cobblestones that double as medieval calf-cruelers. Meanwhile, public transit smiles at you like it’s auditioning for The Sound of Trams.
Only in Prague can a clock show apostle parades hourly and a history buff learn about politician defenestration—maybe just a bit more exciting than your local HOA meeting.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/27/2025 | Author: Emily Pogue
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