TikTok's Two-Ingredient Pumpkin Bread: Convenience or Culinary Crime?
In a groundbreaking culinary innovation (or the laziest shortcut since instant ramen), TikTok star 73-year-old Babs blessed us in 2022 with a 'vegan, delicious' pumpkin bread recipe consisting of exactly one box of Duncan Hines spice cake mix and a 15-ounce can of Kroger's 100% pumpkin purée. For a mere $6.79, author Melissa Wells mixed these magic potions, baked at a highly specific 350°F for 45 minutes, and produced a moist loaf that smelled like fall but lacked punch, prompting thoughts of cinnamon and clove resuscitation. Despite its deficiencies, this pumpkin bread remains the ultimate snack for when you're noshing at breakneck speed or preparing for Halloween with minimal dignity.
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When your culinary ambitions are as half-baked as your pumpkin loaf, just mix pre-seasoned cake dust and canned squash. Voilà: fall snack for the ‘I don’t have time or taste buds’ crowd.
This Easter egg of baking innovation: a bread that’s as flavorful as a burnt rubber tire but twice as quick. Pumpkin spice? More like pumpkin meh.
They say simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. This pumpkin bread screams simplicity so loud, it forgot to bring any spice to the party.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/28/2025 | Author: Melissa Wells
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