Lost Both Parents To Cancer, Now Expert At Double Life Juggling
Christine’s mom was so healthy she practically gave wellness TikTok a run for its money—until a February call dropped the ultimate plot twist: 'So, Christine, I've got cancer.' What followed: a painful teleportation between San Diego and Dublin, multiple iced lattes sipped for style ('She would just sip the latte, slush it around her mouth, and spit it out'), and grief waves 'long-lasting with a killer crash' that no amount of Chill AF meditation podcasts or pricey moisturizers can fix. Spoiler: there’s no pretty bow on death, just a reminder to actually answer Mom’s calls.
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Grief's basically that one nasty hangover that'll crash your party for MONTHS, but no one told us the secret: coffee sipping competitions with your mom after cancer diagnosis are peak bonding. Spoiler alert: she wasn't drinking the coffee, just flexing the vibe.
Who knew life’s cruelest game is juggling continents and sad latte sessions? Cancer’s just the uninvited boss level nobody asked for.
Imagine her mom’s coffee routine: 0 calories, 100% style. Sounds like the ultimate influencer move: sip, slush, spit, repeat. Peak edgy content.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Christine Purcell
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