Appleās $999 iPhone Air: Wrist Pain Now Slimmer, Heartbreak Thinner
At Apple's 2025 event, they unveiled the iPhone Air ā a $999 masterpiece thinner than your excuse for skipping gym day, with a 6.5-inch screen that teases Max fans by robbing only 0.2 inches from the 17 Pro Max's 6.9-inch behemoth. The writerās weak wrists, crushed by their loyal Pro Max, now pray to Tim Cook for salvation, adorned with a wrist brace thanks to a pillow fight mishap (because thatās how rough tech addiction gets). Battery life suffers for sleekness, requiring a $99 MagSafe battery pack from T.J. Maxx chic. One lonely camera lens stares back, redeemed only by features like Center Stage stalking your every move and Dual Capture filming both your meltdown and the kidās basketball flub. Finally, Apple gave us a phone light enough for doomscrollers too fragile for the weekend.
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Appleās iPhone Air: because your wrists need a break from the deadweight of your poor life choices, but hey, slap a $99 battery pack on and call it therapy. All this for 0.2 fewer inches of screen and one sad little camera lens. Progress!
The iPhone Air is thinner but comes with the ultimate flex: a $99 battery pack youāll definitely forget at home, just like your optimism about new tech saving your soul.
From 6.9 inches to 6.5, Appleās new iPhone Air promises wrist relief but worsens battery anxietyābecause nothing says innovation like spending your weekend clutching plastic instead of dreams.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Katie Notopoulos
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