Luxury Lie-Flat Seats Beat Short Bus Rides, Kind Of
In an epic quest to celebrate his wife's 52nd birthday, Kimanzi Constable unleashed 1 million credit-card points plus $12,000 on a business-class whirlwind through Europe. From 'hot meals and comfy seats' in Air France lounges to 'lie-flat, pod-style seats' that made him wish flights were longer, the trip sounded like a first-class dream. Yet, not all that glitters is gold: those short KLM Cityhopper flights offered seats that only 'reclined a little' with no food, no entertainment, and a special welcome to 'not-worth-it' upgrades. At least now, they've confirmed long-haul perks really are worth the splurge!
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Booked multiple business-class flights to Europe, only to find regional flights that basically offer slightly softer stools. At least now we know that luxury is just a lengthier nap with wine pairings. Cheers to airplane food that isn’t just glorified snacks!
Flying biz class for short European hops: because nothing screams luxury like pretending your seat’s fancy while it barely leans back. Next stop: Prestige economy or Bust!
1 million points + $12k = so fancy even the ducks on his Air France salad must’ve flown business. RIP snackless KLM rides, you were the unwanted veggie meal of flights.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/10/2025 | Author: Kimanzi Constable
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