Starbucks Bears Trigger Midnight Camps, Adulting Optional
In Tulsa, OK, on November 6, CEO Paden Ferguson and his partner channeled their inner teenagers by camping out at 1 a.m. for the hyped Starbucks Bearista cup—because why not pitch a tent for a $30 green-beanie-wearing bear cup? Mapping out five Starbucks, figuring seven cups here, maybe one there, they realized this was less coffee run and more tactical heist. Only to discover their chosen store had a pathetic TWO cups, sparking desperate dawn standoffs with eight other caffeine-starved contenders, and one small reseller hopeful. By 5 a.m., clutching their prized bear cups and cake pops, they jetted home feeling victorious yet slightly guilty—consumerism never felt so hardcore.
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Camping out at Starbucks at 1 a.m. for a $30 holiday cup is Peak Adulting: part caffeine worship, part nostalgia-fueled masochism, and all kinds of dedicated ridiculousness. Jesus, just drink your coffee and go outside once in a while.
Congrats to Paden and partner for turning 34 into 14 overnight, because nothing screams ‘thrill of youth’ like hoarding $30 cups adorned with tiny green beanies.
Imagine relentlessly tracking down coffee shop collectibles like you’re after the last Twinkie on Earth—except it’s a plastic bear and your dignity.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/6/2025 | Author: Lauren Crosby Medlicott
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