Samsung Watch Judges Your Salad, Misses Cheez-Its
Samsung's Galaxy Watch 8 has apparently turned into your nutrient-snitching gym coach. With its 'Antioxidant Index' feature, it uses LEDs to scan carotenoid levels under your skin and coaches you on your fruit and veggie intake, demanding you hit 400g daily. As the article dryly puts it, 'Normally, smartwatches donât make judgments about your nutritional intake.' Oh, but this one does! Now you can get health-shamed right from your wrist while munching on your decidedly antioxidant-deficient Cheez-Itsâbecause, newsflash, those cheesy squares apparently do NOT count.
Share the Story
Oh, Iâm sorry, did I miss the part where Cheez-Its became a legitimate vegetable substitute? No? Then why is my smartwatch guilt-tripping me while Iâm snacking on my âantioxidantsâ?
So let me get this straight â my Samsung Watch 8 scans my thumb to judge my diet but wonât warn me against dipping Cheez-Its in ranch? Talk about selective enforcement.
Samsungâs Galaxy Watch 8 measuring antioxidants like itâs the health Hulk, scanning thumbs while Iâm over here wondering if my cheese crackers count as microgreens. Spoiler: They donât.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
More Articles in Technology
Trump Promises Retirement Plan That Matches Generosity of Federal Workersâ Excuses
Trump Calls Supreme Court 'Unfortunate,' Then Hits Economy with âBetterâ 10% Global Tariff
Sydney Sweeney's $1M Flop, Trump-Approved Jeans & Bathwater Soap Fiasco
Apple Shrinks Dynamic Island on MacBook So You Feel Smaller Too
Serial Social Media Fasting Biohacker Spends $2M to Outsource Mental Scroll Filter to AI
Samsung Gives $30 Off Accessories, But Your Phone Upgrade Costs Full Price
Apple Moves Mac Mini to Texas to Keep Trumpâs Investment Fans Hyped
F-22 Pilot Remotely Controls Drone Sidekick With Fancy Tablet, Because War Needs More Bluetooth
