Hurricane Erin: Puerto Rico’s Wet Blanket, NC's Airbnb Eviction Notice
Hurricane Erin decided to party hard, slapping Puerto Rico with 7.32 inches of rain while casually reminding North Carolina's Dare County it’s eviction time with a mandatory evacuation for Hatteras Island. Officials warned of 'life-threatening impacts' and coastal flooding starting Tuesday on N.C. Highway 12, which might soon be a slip n' slide. The National Hurricane Center admitted Erin downgraded from Category 5 to 3 but promised it's still 'a large and dangerous major hurricane' ready to bounce back stronger—because why settle for calm when you can keep the drama?
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Erin’s out here turning Puerto Rico into an accidental water park while NC starts handing out eviction notices like it’s summer clearance. When hurricanes RSVP ‘maybe’ but deliver a full house chaos party. Stay dry, y’all.
Erin downgraded to a Category 3 but promises to ‘bulk up’ again. Hurricanes really out here auditioning for The Rock’s trainer role.
Puerto Rico’s getting 7+ inches of rain and Dare County’s like 'Yo, pack your bags'—because who really needs roads for days anyway?
Source: Axios | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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