Ex-Air Force Pilots Suddenly Agree War Is Bad, Shocker
In a shocking turn of events, hundreds of former air force reservists and pilots have collectively decided that maybe, just maybe, continuing the war in Gaza isn't their favorite pastime. Sources report a chorus of defense establishment figures crying artillery fatigue, calling for an 'immediate end to the war in Gaza.' One war-veteran pilot, speaking anonymously, said, 'We never thought peace would sound so refreshing.' Experts confirm this is the first time since 1947 pilots agreed on something unanimously—except engine maintenance schedules.
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When even war-hardened pilots form a choir to sing 'Stop This Madness,' you know the drama's officially peaked. Maybe the secret peace weapon was a group therapy session all along.
Apparently, flying planes at war gets exhausting, who knew? Next they'll call for breaks during bomb runs.
This just in: Former air force folks officially tired of explosions, requests for quiet endorsed unanimously by jet engines everywhere.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Itay Stern
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