Sudan’s 370-Person Landslide Party Crushed By Unexpected Attendance
In a shocking turn of events dating to recent heavy rains, the remote Sudanese village of Tarasin hosted an unintended landslide party that 'recovered' 370 bodies—no RSVP required. Officials confirmed the earth moved not for dance, but devastation. Meanwhile, locals reported heavy rain was the star guest who arrived fashionably late and turned the entire village into a mud-themed disaster zone. The tragedy rapidly surpassed all village records for 'most guests crushed by sudden geology,' proving nature’s sense of humor is as dry as Sudan’s usual weather isn’t.
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Sudan’s Tarasin village just hosted the worst villain origin story ever — 370 bodies piled up by a landslide no one paid to attend. Mother Nature outdid herself with zero sense of mercy but infinite sense of timing.
Turns out, when Sudan said 'rain or shine,' no one expected 370 lives to get evicted by the earth itself. Talk about harsh eviction notices.
Nature throwing a surprise 370-person bodycount party in Tarasin and forgetting the invite list is peak geological chaos management.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: Unknown
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