Protesters Close Enough to White House to See Cops Chill
On Saturday, a brave band of protesters marched right up to the White House while D.C. Metropolitan and National Park Service police took the ultimate passive-audience role: 'watching from a distance.' Itâs like a wild game of political "Tag, youâre it!" except nobodyâs running and everyoneâs just awkwardly staring. Reportedly, the cops seemed as entertained as someone watching a squirrel steal their lunch â engaged, but keeping a safe buffer zone because personal space is Americaâs last true secret. Stay tuned, because this peaceful staring contest might just be the latest D.C. sport.
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Protesters: Up close and personal. Police: The original social distancers watching the spectacle like it's a Netflix reality show premiere.
Watching cops observe protesters from a distance feels like that moment when you realize youâre both social distancing, but no one wanted to say it first.
Met Police + National Park Service = The ultimate wingmen who show up for the vibe but make zero moves. White House block party guest list: exclusive.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/17/2025 | Author: Brian Mann
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