80,000 Police vs. Macron’s Wallet: Comedy Riot Ensues
In what’s officially the world’s most heavily guarded public tantrum, over 80,000 police have been deployed to handle French demonstrators furious about President Emmanuel Macron’s austerity policies. Picture it: Paris turning into an impromptu game of 'How Many Cops Can Fit on One Sidewalk?' Protesters are waving signs next to barricades stronger than most countries' GDPs, all because Macron decided a little financial discipline should come with a police state cameo. The irony’s served cold alongside record-breaking tear gas usage, as demonstrators rage against a budget tighter than a Parisian skinny jean on baguette day.
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France summons 80,000 cops to manage its biggest 'budget cut party'—turns out the cheapest austerity plan is a full-scale police state extravaganza. Macron’s government: making protests so expensive we might as well sell tickets.
France calls in 80,000 police for anti-austerity protests. It’s the only way to keep a peace treaty when everyone's already bankrupt and angry — talk about high-end crowd control.
When Macron said ‘tighten belts,’ he didn’t mean your wallet only. Apparently, nations with austerity problems get solutions involving more uniforms than a K-pop group.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/10/2025 | Author: Unknown
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