80,000 Police vs. Macronâs Wallet: Comedy Riot Ensues
In whatâs officially the worldâs most heavily guarded public tantrum, over 80,000 police have been deployed to handle French demonstrators furious about President Emmanuel Macronâs austerity policies. Picture it: Paris turning into an impromptu game of 'How Many Cops Can Fit on One Sidewalk?' Protesters are waving signs next to barricades stronger than most countries' GDPs, all because Macron decided a little financial discipline should come with a police state cameo. The ironyâs served cold alongside record-breaking tear gas usage, as demonstrators rage against a budget tighter than a Parisian skinny jean on baguette day.
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France summons 80,000 cops to manage its biggest 'budget cut party'âturns out the cheapest austerity plan is a full-scale police state extravaganza. Macronâs government: making protests so expensive we might as well sell tickets.
France calls in 80,000 police for anti-austerity protests. Itâs the only way to keep a peace treaty when everyone's already bankrupt and angry â talk about high-end crowd control.
When Macron said âtighten belts,â he didnât mean your wallet only. Apparently, nations with austerity problems get solutions involving more uniforms than a K-pop group.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/10/2025 | Author: Unknown
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