AAA’s LA Traffic Tech Test: Because Gridlock Needs More Gadgets
In a daring mission to make LA highways marginally less unbearable, AAA tested various traffic systems amid the legendary mess known as Los Angeles highway traffic. The initiative proudly proclaimed that it 'tested a number of different systems in Los Angeles highway traffic,' because who wouldn’t want innovative solutions slapped onto already legendary congestion? As the city’s finest automobiles cooked in traffic jams, AAA’s tech geeks probed for answers, proving once again that when it comes to LA traffic, one must always strive to make chaos look highly technological and data-driven.
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AAA tested tech in LA traffic, proving that the best way to fix a giant jam is to try adding more computers to your slow car parade. Because nothing says progress like optimizing your daily frustration Santa Monica style.
LA traffic is like a software update, except it never finishes and the progress bar just mocks you. Thanks AAA for trying to patch the highway bugs!
Testing systems in LA traffic is basically the tech industry's way of turning gridlock into a lab rat experience. Congrats on making frustration measurable!
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: Jonathan M. Gitlin
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