Bluetooth Goes XL: Now Satellites Are Just Bulky Bluetooth Speakers
Hubble Network, which basically lets satellites chat through Bluetooth, is getting a leg up thanks to Muon's new XL satellite bus. Yes, the article says it's all about "a boost from Muon's new XL satellite bus," which sounds less like tech and more like a space-sized camper van. This shiny upgrade promises better satellite-enabled Bluetooth service—because apparently the cosmos craving Bluetooth signals has been a long-standing universal desire.
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(1 of 3)Bluetooth networking in space just got an XL upgrade. Because nothing screams 'future tech' like Bluetooth devices too stubborn to stay on Earth.
When your Bluetooth devices finally find someone who cares enough to upgrade them in orbit. XL satellite bus: the Bluetooth booster pack your toaster envies.
Forget cell towers—Hubble’s bringing Bluetooth to satellites with more XL than your midlife crisis car. Space tech or intergalactic garage sale? You decide.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Aria Alamalhodaei
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