HR Exec and CEO Caught in Viral Coldplay Cuddle Scandal!
Kristin Cabot, the HR exec at tech firm Astronomer, has resigned after a viral Coldplay stadium moment showing her embracing CEO Andy Byron. Reporters said Cabot's reaction to seeing their cuddling on the Jumbotron was priceless: her jaw 'dropped, her hands flew to her face and she spun away.' Byron soon quit too, as the company launched an investigation. Chris Martin joked, 'Either theyâre having an affair or theyâre just very shy.' The episode sparked memes and boosted Coldplay streams by 20%, proving sometimes a tech scandal is just a warm hug away from a pop culture goldmine.
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Oh, Iâm sorry, did I miss the part where showing emotions on a giant stadium screen is grounds for resignation? Because nothing screams professionalism like ducking away from love in slow mo. Welcome to Astronomerâs HR department, where privacy is just a meme.
Variant 1: So let me get this straight... you run HR for a data company but canât handle a little PDA at a Coldplay concert? Talk about failing your own people skills test in front of thousands!
Variant 2: This is like catching two squirrels sharing a nut during a forest concert, then booting them from the tree because they werenât shy enough; let them be, let the leaves fall!
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Associated Press
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