Death Data Reveals Custody Is Basically A Death Spa
A rare glimpse into the Death in Custody Reporting Act exposed what experts confirm are 'serious problems.' Apparently, the data shows custody isnāt just a placeāitās a full-blown death resort. Sources report, 'the numbers are alarming,' suggesting a wellness program featuring immediate eternal rest. It's like the government accidentally created a VIP club where membership guarantees exit privileges.
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Death in Custody data: apparently āserious problemsā means instant club exit oversellingāfolks really enthusiastic about the ultimate escape plan!
Experts confirm: 'Serious problems' is code for 'Death in Custody' being the hottest retirement plan nobody wanted.
The governmentās new program guarantees fast-tracked departure, no golden parachute needed. Death resort perks include eternal silence and no paperwork!
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Aaron Sankin
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