Government Runs Immigration Detention Like Black Friday Sale
In an impressive team-building exercise gone horribly wrong, the administration 'conscripts' local jails, federal prisons, and private companies to detain immigrants â apparently using 'threats and incentives,' because nothing says fun coordination like forcing facilities to RSVP to detention duties. This creative combo of carrots and sticks has turned Americaâs detention centers into a weird guest list where nobody really wants to be. As the article puts it, the governmentâs strategy was to enlist everyone from town jails to private companies, basically making them show up for the least popular party ever.
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When the administration turns jails, prisons, and private firms into detention groupies through 'threats and incentives,' itâs basically the worst corporate team-building retreat ever. RSVP declined.
Turns out detaining immigrants is just a bureaucratic 'bring your local jail to work day' event. Next up: corporate prisons rock band talent show!
Who knew federal prisons and private companies made the perfect frenemies? The administration conscripted them like a dystopian summer camp with way less fun.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Shannon Heffernan
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