Kennedy Battles Chronic Disease While Debunking Nicotine Myths
In today's Morning Rounds, Kennedy attempts the heroic feat of slapping down chronic disease with nothing but sheer willpower and some well-aimed newsletter pitches. Alongside this crusade, there's an equally noble attempt to tame nicotine mythsâbecause nothing says 'public health' like playing 'mythbuster' with cancer fears. No specific dates, companies, or cash amounts were harmed in the making of this bravely vague report. Somehow, battling diseases and challenging tobacco paranoia gets squished into one breathless edition. Itâs like trying to sell you steak and vegetables while serving mystery meat: confusing, ambitious, and probably unhealthy.
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Kennedyâs newsletter tries to cure chronic disease and nicotine myths simultaneously. Itâs like trying to fix your car engine while setting your house on fireâmultitasking gone dangerously optimistic.
Today's medical advice: fight chronic disease, but first smoke that cigarette and myth yourself healthy. Confusing public health since newsletter #1.
Breaking news: Kennedy heroically wrestles chronic illness headlines while juggling nicotine mythsâbecause one disaster at a time isnât nearly chaotic enough.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/10/2025 | Author: Theresa Gaffney
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