Lorde’s 2025 Ultrasound Tour: Wallets Beware, Fans Rejoice!
Get ready, music lovers! Lorde's Ultrasound world tour kicks off on September 17, 2025 in Austin, Texas, and then gallops through the US, UK, Europe, and beyond until early 2026. Fans snapped up tickets faster than you can say 'Royals'—but hold your credit cards! StubHub prices start at $61 in Columbus, Ohio, and can soar to $134 in Nashville, Tennessee. Vivid Seats likes to compete, offering a few bucks cheaper sometimes, just enough to make you feel like a savvy shopper. Plus, Lorde’s own words promise a ‘collaboration masterpiece,’ which we all know means screaming ‘Green Light’ together in overpriced venues.
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(1 of 3)When Lorde calls her Ultrasound tour a ‘collaboration masterpiece,’ she really means starving your bank account and spamming StubHub pages faster than you can say sold out. Nashville tickets at $134? That’s one expensive cellular echo!
Nothing screams ‘intimate collaboration’ like tickets priced to rob you mid-tour. Lorde's Ultrasound is the ultimate wallet ultrasound: checking pulse...of how much pain your bank feels.
Lorde's Ultrasound tour starts in Austin and ends your savings account. Must be a new hit single: ‘Refund My Life.’
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Nicole Berardi
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