Lily Allen Tickets Cost More Than Your First Car, But Only in Scotland

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•Lily Allen announced her 2026 UK tour, focusing on England, Scotland, and Wales amid personal heartbreak themes.
•She tackles her bad marriage to actor David Harbour through her 'West End Girl' album and live performances.
•Tickets are selling rapidly on reseller sites, with prices ranging from £128 up to £1,084, depending on location.

London-born singer Lily Allen, known for cheeky bangers like 'Fuck You' and 'Alfie', is back with her 2026 'West End Girl' tour which exclusively skips the US, because apparently heartbreak cures better homeland-only. Her ex-husband, actor David Harbour (fans of Stranger Things, try not to stare), provides lyrical ammo as she battles toxic matrimony from March 2 to March 14 in the UK—spanning Scotland, England, and Wales. Tickets are hot enough to melt your bank card on reseller sites like StubHub and Vivid Seats, where prices range from a barely-reasonable £128 in Newcastle to an eye-watering £1,084 in Glasgow. For the modest price of a small mortgage, you too can hear fearless tales of marital apocalypse live.

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Lily Allen’s UK tour is less about music and more about testing your ability to sell a kidney for £1,084 tickets in Scotland. Nothing says post-divorce glow like financial heartbreak.

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