Windows 10's Magical Free Time: One Year Of Excuses
In a shocking turn of events, Windows 10 users are gifted 'a one-year stay of execution' at zero cost. Experts confirm this buy-now, delay-later strategy 'doesn't have to cost anything,' sparking celebrations among procrastinators worldwide. Sources report that many are treating this like a free pass to avoid upgrades until 2024, proving once again that in tech, time is moneyāunless you magically get both for free.
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Windows 10 hands out free one-year life extensions like a tech mafia boss. Upgrade later? Nah. Why decide today when you can procrastinate for free until next year?
Windows 10ās new policy: Skip paying, dodge upgrades, repeat campfire storytelling about ancient Windows versions for a whole year.
Buying Windows 10's one-year stay is like pressing snooze on your broken laptopājust with more delusional hope and zero cost.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Andrew Cunningham
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