Apple Watch: Now Thinner, Lighter, and Useless in Blood
Choosing an Apple Watch has evolved from a simple size debate to a 'which features won't work in your country' nightmare. The Series 10 boasts a 'bigger screen, about 10 percent thinner, and lighter,' plus fancy titanium cases replacing old stainless steel. But bad news for blood oxygen fans: due to a patent spat, 'new Series 9 and Ultra 2 models sold in the US after January 18th, 2024, no longer have this feature.' So if you want to breathe easy, buy older or overseas—apparently Apple cares about metal finishes more than your lungs.
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(1 of 3)Apple Watch Series 10: Slimmer, shinier, and now essential features like blood oxygen are 'optional'. Just pay more for the tiniest upgrades while your health stats get mysteriously censored. Welcome to modern tech progress!
Apple Watch Ultra 2 lost blood oxygen tracking in the US. Who knew a smartwatch could get more useless after every update? Soon it'll just tell your wallet how empty it is.
Buying the latest Apple Watch is like upgrading your selfie quality while losing the ability to measure your own breathing. Priorities, folks. Titanium over lungs!
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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