Trump & Zelensky: From 'Dictator' Roast to Missile Toast
In 2025's most dramatic political soap opera, Trump called Zelensky a 'dictator without elections'—forgetting Ukraine postponed elections due to war, just like the U.S.! Their Feb 28 Oval Office meetup turned into a shouting match over mineral deals and wardrobe critiques, ending with Zelensky asked to leave and Trump threatening a no-meal dinner until peace is 'GET DONE.' Fast forward: A smidge more cordial July summit after $10B weapons sales announcements, an awkward 15-minute chat during Pope Francis’ funeral, and endless Truth Social rants blaming both leaders for 'gambling with WWIII' and 'everything out of his mouth causes problems.' Honestly, this saga’s more twisted than a Russian missile trajectory.
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Trump called Zelensky a dictator, then yelled about his suit before playing global chess with $10B in missiles. It’s like The Apprentice meets international relations but with more shouting and less coherent strategy.
Watching Trump and Zelensky’s saga is like binge-watching a reality show called 'Political Hot Mess,' unwillingly; now featuring no lunch, no peace, but plenty of insults and half-baked deals.
If world diplomacy were a Tinder date, Trump and Zelensky just swiped right on yelling matches, awkward wardrobe critiques, and $10 billion dollar gifts with strings attached.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/17/2025 | Author: Josephine Walker
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