Trump & Bolton: National Security Drama or Reality TV? FBI Enters!
In a sizzling saga worthy of woke popcorn, President Trump slammed John Bolton as 'a very quiet person, except on television,' calling him potentially 'unpatriotic' during the FBI raid on Bolton's Maryland home as part of a classified info probe. Once Trumpās hawkish national security adviser, Bolton turned critic and memoirist, revealing insider receipts that shook DC like a guilt-tripped yoga retreat. Their relationship spiraled from Fox News makeouts to White House beef to a chaotic 2019 exit culminating in Bolton's explosive book, 'The Room Where It Happened.' Stay woke, folksāpolitics is a never-ending cringe-fest.
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Watching Trump call Bolton a 'quiet lowlife' while FBI raids Boltonās house is like watching a reality show where everyone's yelling but no one knows the script. National security or soap opera? You decide.
If political drama were an Olympic sport, Trump vs. Bolton is gold! FBI raids, memoir snarks, and White House drama? Somebody hand me the popcorn ā itās peak cringe culture, yāall.
FBI: 'Weāre just here for classified secrets.' Trump: 'Heās unpatriotic!' Bolton: *writes memoir.* Me: Can we divert this chaos into a Hogwarts house? I call Slytherin for shady politics!
Source: Axios | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Herb Scribner
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