Indian Intelligence: Missed The PL-15 Like Netflix Misses Deadlines
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where Indian intelligence was supposed to master the range of a China-made PL-15 missile but ended up treating it like a surprise Netflix series dropâcompletely unprepared? Central to the May downing of a French-made Rafale fighter jet was this very 'intelligence failure' concerning missile range. So let me get this straight, the advanced PL-15 launched its came-from-nowhere victory while Indian intelligence was apparently busy playing hide-and-seek? It's like bringing a kazoo to a rock concert and wondering why you got outplayed with a missile that outranges you.
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Indian intelligence failing on missile range is like forgetting your parachute *after* jumping out of the plane. Spoiler: You donât get a second chance. That PL-15 just RSVPâd 'surprise party: extreme edition.'
So a Chinese missile sneaks up on a French jet and Indian intelligence didnât see it? Thatâs like a chameleon hiding in plain sight in a tie dye conventionâexcept more tragic, and less fashionable.
Indian military intelligence treating the PL-15 missile range like it was on a 'read later' list is the kind of procrastination that costs jets and dignity. Next time, maybe set a calendar reminder?
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Unknown
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