When Cops Won't Agree, ICE Still Crashes the Party
Despite zero formal handshake deals, local cops and federal agents play lonely game of tag where ICE arrests happen anyway. This is less law enforcement cooperation and more awkward dance where the partners never call it but the dance floor ends with ICE taking names. It’s like if your neighbor borrowed sugar without asking yet returned it with a signed receipt just to confuse you. No sworn agreements needed—just that cosmic alignment of agencies mysteriously syncing up to enforce immigration law like synchronized swimmers without a coach.
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(1 of 3)Local cops ghost on signed deals but somehow ICE still crashes immigration parties uninvited. It's like hiring a pizza guy who shows up with a salad just 'cause the delivery vibe was right.
Apparently, 'no formal agreement' means 'let's keep it casual but still totally get ICE to show up like a surprise guest rapper no one invited.'
Local cops, the magicians of law enforcement: making formal agreements vanish but still pulling ICE arrests out of a hat.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 9/5/2025 | Author: Geoff Hing
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