ICE’s Minneapolis VIP Shootout Tour Claims Second ‘Guest’ This January

KEY POINTS

•Federal ICE agents fatally shot Alex Pretti in Minneapolis on January 20xx, the second such incident this month.
•Over 2,000 agents deployed starting December 1 in Operation Metro Surge, targeting immigrant criminal activity amid rising protests.
•Minnesota CEOs and tech leaders called for calm and criticized enforcement tactics while debating on social media platforms.

On January 20xx, Minneapolis saw federal immigration officers shoot and kill Alex Pretti, 37, marking the second citizen down this month after the January 7 killing of Renee Good—both allegedly involving LEGAL gun owners and video footage that screams ‘hold my beer.’ Over 2,000 ICE agents flooded Minnesota starting December 1 under 'Operation Metro Surge,' aiming to crack down on ‘criminal activity’ but maybe just racking up protest viral footage instead. Business moguls like Target’s Michael Fiddelke and hedge-fund star Bill Ackman got their corporate pens out, signing letters calling for ‘de-escalation’ and sparking online feuds, while tech pros Jeff Dean and James Dyett dragged industry priorities harder than Minnesota winters—because hey, outraging over ICE beats a wealth tax, apparently. Minneapolis’ streets were smokin’ with tear gas, billionaires posted with their laptops open, and the DHS doubled down blaming ‘unruly protesters’ like Minneapolis was hosting a political rodeo gone wild.