Exclusive Club Where You Pay To Be Judged, Politely!
Welcome to Ned's Club in DC, where exclusivity is serious business and 'good human beings' who can 'contribute meaningfully' get to sip cocktails! This elite hotspot boasts a fancy membership committee that works like a 'cocktail barman – enough citrus and enough liquor' to curate a political and professional melting pot. With invite-only founding fees hitting $125,000 upfront and $25,000 annual, the club proudly declares, 'It's not just, I can afford it, therefore I get in.' At least now, DC's loud political drama politely stays outside as it's Switzerland inside these chic walls.
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(1 of 3)Ned's Club: $125k to join, but only if you bring the perfect cocktail mix of politics, power, and a 'strong moral compass.' Sounds like fun until you realize you just paid to be quietly nosy!
If paying $5,000 annually to be judged for your hobbies isn’t peak DC, what is? At least they admit 'I’m a customer advisory group' is club-speak for 'We stalk your socials.'
Ned’s Club sounds like the Tinder for rich people who just want to ghost debate politics—except with cocktails instead of swipes and $125k instead of awkward messages.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Alice Tecotzky
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