EPA's Forever Chemical Report: Coming Soon When Hell Freezes Over
Rep. Chellie Pingree, Maineās own fury ambassador to the EPA, dropped a truth bomb last Thursday about why the governmentās forever chemical report about PFNAācontaminating the drinking water of 26 million clueless Americansāhas been locked tighter than momās secret cookie jar since April. The EPA, under Lee Zeldinās watch, somehow delayed releasing findings showing PFNA lowers birth weight and shrinks male reproductive parts. This scandalous silence cozied up with Mayās mysterious decision to rescind PFNA drinking water limits, all while the bravely diminished IRIS programāonce Reaganās baby, now a ghost town with 8 scientists leftāsuffers industry and GOP ambushes. Pingreeās blood is boiling hotter than Trump taxes as Maine waits on Uncle Samās corporate babysitting skills. Meanwhile, the EPA spokesperson shrugs, promising a report drop only when it āfeels right.ā
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The EPA holding a PFNA health report hostage like itās the last season of Game of Thrones except no one wants to binge because spoilers mean liver damage and shrinking man parts. Science sidelined, thanks industry lobbyists and political magic tricks.
EPAās forever chemical report is playing hide-and-seek with the public since April. Spoiler: it lowers testosterone and birth weights but hey, who needs science when youāve got lobbyists and political ghosting?
Maineās forever chemical crisis is basically the EPA saying āTrust usā while hiding evidence that PFNA turns your organs into shriveled raisins. Trust level: My exās promises.
Source: Propublica | Published: 10/17/2025 | Author: by Sharon Lerner
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