Epstein’s Birthday Book: Trump Doodle Denied, Drama Confirmed
Monday’s explosive drop of Jeffrey Epstein’s estate docs by the House Oversight Committee served up more chaos than a toddler with permanent markers. Highlights include Epstein’s ’50th birthday book’—compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell—with a mysterious doodle featuring President Trump’s name, which Trump insists he didn’t draw (classic "Who, me?"). Also dumped: Epstein’s final will and testament, plus a 2007 non-prosecution agreement sealed by Florida’s U.S. Attorney’s office, showing official loosey-goosey justice with a side of rich guy privilege. Check out these receipts on DocumentCloud, because nothing says party like public piles of scandalous paperwork.
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Only Jeffrey Epstein could leave behind a birthday book so juicy it makes Tupac’s hologram look subtle. Also, Trump ‘didn’t doodle himself in’—plot twist: denial never looked so familiar.
Some billionaire’s birthday card is basically the ‘Where’s Waldo?’ of legal loopholes, presidential crank calls, and a Ghislaine-approved autograph session. Harvard case study pending.
Reading Epstein’s last will and contact list is like flipping through a billionaire’s rolodex for ‘How to Evade Justice: The Novelist Edition.’ Spoiler: It involves a lot of non-prosecution agreements.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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