Epsteinâs Birthday Book: Trump Doodle Denied, Drama Confirmed
Mondayâs explosive drop of Jeffrey Epsteinâs estate docs by the House Oversight Committee served up more chaos than a toddler with permanent markers. Highlights include Epsteinâs â50th birthday bookââcompiled by Ghislaine Maxwellâwith a mysterious doodle featuring President Trumpâs name, which Trump insists he didnât draw (classic "Who, me?"). Also dumped: Epsteinâs final will and testament, plus a 2007 non-prosecution agreement sealed by Floridaâs U.S. Attorneyâs office, showing official loosey-goosey justice with a side of rich guy privilege. Check out these receipts on DocumentCloud, because nothing says party like public piles of scandalous paperwork.
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Only Jeffrey Epstein could leave behind a birthday book so juicy it makes Tupacâs hologram look subtle. Also, Trump âdidnât doodle himself inââplot twist: denial never looked so familiar.
Some billionaireâs birthday card is basically the âWhereâs Waldo?â of legal loopholes, presidential crank calls, and a Ghislaine-approved autograph session. Harvard case study pending.
Reading Epsteinâs last will and contact list is like flipping through a billionaireâs rolodex for âHow to Evade Justice: The Novelist Edition.â Spoiler: It involves a lot of non-prosecution agreements.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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