Epstein Files: Everyone’s Invited, No One’s Innocent
Chairman James Comer is so determined to get to the bottom of the Epstein mess he subpoenaed a who's who of power—Bill and Hillary Clinton, James Comey, and six former attorneys general. The Justice Department must cough up all Epstein-related documents by August 19, with demands for testimonies from giants like Loretta Lynch and Robert Mueller. Meanwhile, Speaker Mike Johnson insists there's 'no fear' around transparency, which sounds comforting if you enjoy watching a slow political roast. Democrats even sweet-talked some Republicans into joining the subpoena party, proving bipartisan embarrassment is the real headline here.
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When your subpoena list reads like a political reunion nobody RSVPed to, you know Epstein's ghost crashed the ultimate congressional party. 'No fear,' they say—call me when that courage hits the witness stand.
It’s less a subpoena and more a perfectly awkward family group text nobody wants to answer. Epstein definitely left behind better drama than Congress ever could.
They’re all scrambling for Epstein files like it’s the last season of a thriller everyone pretends to watch but secretly hates. Spoiler: Nobody’s heroic.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Kate Santaliz
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