Trump's Oval Office Stench: Commerce Chief Goes Full Gas Mask
On November 6 inside the Oval Office, President Donald Trump, 79, unveiled a new plan but unexpectedly stole the show with... his alleged biohazard aroma. When a guest abruptly fainted behind Trump, all eyes should've been on the medical emergency—yet Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, the only guy looking like he was auditioning for 'Survivor: Nose-Held-Breath Edition,' pinched his nose with the subtlety of a cartoon villain. The White House stayed mum on the fainting cause, leaving conspiracy theorists to speculate if Trump’s reputed scent was responsible for the incident rather than the guest’s own health. Twitter lost it, with one self-declared Trump hater blaming a 'let loose' attack from Donnie himself for clearing the room faster than MAGA chants at a liberal fundraiser. Critics piled on, joking about nappies and downwind disasters as past lore resurfaces: remember the August golf outing in Scotland, where Trump seemed personally swatting away bugs — obviously attracted by his presidential funk. E. Jean Carroll—slugging Trump in court and knocking down an $88 million defamation case—backed up the grime theory, recalling how Trump’s courtroom spit-show doubled as a stench parade. As this scent saga unfolds, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt casually announced the fainting man was 'okay,' proving once again that in Trump’s world, bad smells are just another part of the show.
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When the Commerce Secretary holds his nose at the Oval Office event and a guest faints behind Trump, you gotta wonder – is the real emergency the presidency or the perfume? Either way, someone call Hazmat for Donnie.
If the Oval Office had a scent, it’d be labeled 'Presidential Eau de Trump' — potent enough to incapacitate guests and bankrupt nose hairs worldwide.
Forget coups or scandals, the real Oval Office crisis is surviving the airspace. When your own staff play Whac-A-Mole with their nostrils, maybe it’s time for a new deodorant.
Source: Atlantablackstar.com | Published: 11/7/2025 | Author: Unknown
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