Hillary Testifies She Knows Nothing About Epstein, House Republicans Say Cool Story
KEY POINTS
- •Hillary Clinton testified Thursday in a closed-door deposition in Chappaqua about Jeffrey Epstein with no new info.
- •Her husband, Bill Clinton, is scheduled for a deposition Friday, marking the first ex-president congressional testimony in over 40 years.
- •Republicans question their connections to Epstein as Democrats label the probe partisan, amid months of procedural delays and subpoena threats.
On a snowy Thursday in Chappaqua, New York—the Clinton love shack—they finally dropped subpoenas and staged what might be political theater’s longest-running episode: Hillary Clinton's alleged amnesia about Jeffrey Epstein. Despite Bill Clinton being VIP guest Friday for the first ex-president congressional deposition in 40 years, both Clintons steered clear of opening any Epstein 'Magic Door' other than condolences to survivors. Chairman James Comer sharpened guilt accusations almost as much as his disappointment in Netflix cancellations, but also promised due process — apparently they’re not *that* desperate. Republicans plan to grill Hil about Epstein’s money sources and foreign ties while Dems call it staged GOP fan fiction, comparing it to Republicans wanting to 'lock her up' again. The tale involved months-long delays, a looming contempt of Congress charge carrying 1 year jail and $100K fine (Would bill for ‘legal selfies’). Meanwhile, Bill Clinton’s Epstein plane joyrides still making cameo appearances in DOJ files, adding to the uncomfortable re-follow buttons on social media. The Oversight Committee wants that damn video and transcript out so they can binge-watch the once-in-four-decades political reality show.
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Nothing like a 40-year political nostalgia tour starring the Clintons denying any Epstein gossip, while GOP chews on subpoenas like stale popcorn. Recall anyone saw actual evidence? Nope, just a swing state soap opera where 'due process' means 'dodging truth with style.'
House Oversight's new forensic sport: watching two former presidents pretend to forget decades of connections like a billionaire amnesia challenge.
Hillary’s Epstein testimony is like a reboot nobody asked for starring ‘Memory Loss: The Congressional Edition.' Spoiler: no new receipts.
Source: Axios | Published: 2/26/2026 | Author: Kate Santaliz
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