Kamalaâs 107 Days: Memoir Reveals Love Auditions and Voter Void
Kamala Harrisâs new memoir, '107 Days,' takes readers on a thrilling journey through her 2024 presidential run against Donald Trump, featuring a chapter named 'Complete List of Every American Who Did Not Vote For Me'âbecause humility is her middle name. She also details her rigorous romantic speed-dating to select Doug Emhoff as her husband, proving politics isnât the only arena where negotiations run long. Released in 2024 and eagerly ignored at the polls, this book combines campaign drama with awkward dating life, wrapped in a presidential-sized dose of how-not-to-win-a-majority. A must-read for anyone who loves political memoirs and romantic comedies that somehow arenât funny.
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Nothing says 'presidential memoir' like documenting every American who snubbed your 2024 candidacy and disclosing the multi-round husband tryouts. Kamala, turning politics into a dating app saga, keeps hope aliveâpoorly.
Kamala Harrisâs 107-day campaign decoded: political defeat meets husband tryouts. Netflixâs new reality dating show starring DC insiders? Probably.
Reading Kamalaâs memoir is like watching a rom-com about a nationwide ghosting, peppered with political footnotes and an exclusive spouse shopping list.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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