Celsius Now With 100% More Regret and Vodka
In a plot twist no sobriety advocate expected, certain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks were recalled after a packaging snafu led them to contain High Noon vodka seltzers instead. The article deadpanned, 'posing a risk of unintentional alcohol ingestion,' making it the only energy drink guaranteed to energize and incapacitate at the same time. So, if you intended to stay sharp but ended up blurry, well, cheers to faulty labels and tougher mornings.
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Nothing wakes you up like expecting caffeine and finding vodka. Celsius accidentally caters to your party and your poor decision making in one can. Innovation or alcohol abuse? You decide.
Just when you thought energy drinks couldnât betray you more than your ex, Celsius sneaks vodka in. Because who needs energy when you can have a blackout?
Celsius recalled for accidentally making the ultimate hangover in a can. Clearly, someone wanted you to get smashed and crash at the desk â multitasking inspiration!
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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