Geneva Talks: The Never-Ending Back-and-Forth Show
In what could be their grand finale, delegates are convening once again in Geneva for their sixth round of negotiations. One can only marvel at the optimism when the article notes it as a 'potentially final' round—that thrilling phrase implying, 'We've been going this long and might actually stop.' It's like your in-laws calling to 'wrap things up soon,' but you know better. So here we are, tuning in for yet another episode in the soap opera of diplomacy, where progress is anticipated but not guaranteed.
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If patience was a currency, Geneva negotiators would be billionaires—or just terrible drivers circling the same potholed roundabout for round six.
Geneva talks: proof nations can debate endlessly without actually deciding anything. It's like a group project no one wants to own.
Six rounds of talks and still no deal? At this pace, even glaciers are considering a career change.
Source: Grist | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Joseph Winters
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