Disney’s Cruise Ship: Moana Pool Meets Marvel Coaster Chaos
Disney is taking family vacations to a whole new level of 'caught in a theme park on water' with Disney Adventure, launching December 2025 in Singapore. This floating IP blitz features "the longest roller coaster at sea" called Ironcycle Test Run—because nothing says chill vacation like racing alongside Groot and Iron Man. CEO Bob Iger cheerfully declared it a chance to 'float the Disney brand' into Southeast Asia, which sounds exactly like what kids scream when they spot Mickey amidst seven themed zones, from 'Moana' splash bars to 'Big Hero 6' arcades. Plus, adults get their own pirate-themed bar to pretend they're on a grown-up cruise.
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Disney’s new cruise has a Moana pool, a Marvel roller coaster, and enough characters to make your phone battery die just from Disney+ notifications alone.
If Disney Adventure’s roller coaster doesn’t make you question your life choices, the Moana-themed wading pool and Marvel kebabs on deck definitely will.
Disney’s new ship packs seven themed lands, proving that even the ocean can’t escape corporate IP takeovers. Next stop: Pirates of the Caribbean ransomware edition?
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Lauren Edmonds
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