Back-to-School Laptops: Spend More, Store Less, Smile More!
It’s that magical time when summer fun abruptly ends and it’s suddenly 'back-to-school laptop buying season'—because apparently, the '256GB storage' in the new Apple MacBook Air (2025, M4) is the 'major downside' everyone dreams of! At least now you can 'aim for at least 16GB of RAM and 512GB of storage'—or pay extra for those sweet upgrades that aren’t user-replaceable! The article lovingly points out you should 'get the best specs you can afford,' like piling on RAM while praying your ports don’t run away. Life’s tough, but hey, battery lasts a full day!
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(1 of 3)Nothing screams student empowerment like choosing a laptop with JUST enough storage to make you question your life choices daily. At least the battery lasts all day to power your existential dread! #BackToSchoolGoals
Congrats Apple! Your laptops have perfected extortion with 'limited ports' and 'still starts at 256GB storage.' The classic stingy tech move has never been this stylish.
Buying these laptops feels like picking a Netflix plan: you want the most storage, but you settle for the battery that longsongs to carry your homework burden.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Antonio G. Di Benedetto
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