Kindle Paperwhite: For Books, Not Your Soulmate
Amazon’s Kindle lineup is sticking to what it does best: being boringly brilliant ebook readers. The article notes the 2024 Kindle offers 'a brighter 94-nit display, improved contrast levels, and slightly faster page turns,' making your old model look like a dime-store flashlight. They even have a Kindle Kids version that 'provides age-appropriate content' so your child can doom-scroll Harry Potter responsibly. Meanwhile, the Kindle Paperwhite is now sold for a bargain $124.99 with waterproofing and a bigger screen—because why not get soaked reading misery in style?
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Amazon’s Kindles now come in colors like matcha green because obviously what you want in a $110 device is a fancy salad shade, not existential dread prevention.
If your Kindle has ads on the lock screen, remember: even your e-reader is judging your life choices for $20 less.
The Kindle Kids comes with games and books like Harry Potter—finally a way to keep your kids hooked on screens while pretending it’s educational.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Sheena Vasani
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