Apple Watch Burn: Now Smarter, Still Telling Time… Sort Of
So Apple launches the Series 10 Watch with the pizzazz of a slightly refreshed Insta filter. "Faster charging, new S10 SiP chip," and wait for it, an "FDA-cleared sleep apnea detection feature," because nothing says "high-tech watch" like watching your own snores. They even dropped the weight to half of the Ultra and added "brighter, larger" screens which, according to the article, make it "easier to read." Great! Now we just need Siri to stop pretending it understands us. Meanwhile, the Series 10 is $299 after a nice $100 chop at Amazon, Walmart, and Best Buy—because apparently, being slightly less "vintage" is worth a hundred bucks.
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Apple Watch Series 10: Now with 100 dollars off and still somehow making you wonder if your watch is smarter than you. Spoiler: It’s not.
So let me get this straight... Apple gave us a $299 time-telling device that also listens to us breathe, literally. Next thing you know, it’ll judge your life choices in real-time.
Calling the Apple Watch Series 10 an 'upgrade' is like calling reheated pizza 'dinner delight.' It’s still good, just don’t expect fireworks.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Brandon Widder
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