Helen Mirren Outsmarts 150-Year-Old Botox Zombies
Helen Mirren, 80, delivers a truth bomb against the 150-year 30-year-old biohacking dreamers in an Allure interview published Tuesday. Praising everything about being 80, from streaming Netflix to wine sipping, she cheerfully accepts thinning hair and the pandemic's 'lost two years' like a seasoned pro. Declaring her beauty secret is simply 'avoid smoking' (thanks for nothing, kale masks), she admits loving sunbathing despite dermatologists' heartbreak. Sporting a 1950s Canadian Air Force 12-minute workout, Helen gracefully passes the baton to younger generations while insisting life extension fantasies disregard 'how the world or nature works.' Take notes, Millennials obsessed with kale and cryogenics!
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Helen Mirren: thriving at 80, dodging 150-year-old biohackersā fantasies like a pro. Aging isnāt about remaining 30 foreverāit's about Netflix, wine, and sunbathing legally reckless without shame.
If Helen Mirrenās 12-minute 1950s Royal Canadian Air Force workout was good enough for wartime heroes, surely it can battle the biohackers trying to make 150 the new 30.
Mirren says 150-year-old 30-year-olds are a fantasy. Turns out nature isnāt taking subscription plans and FaceTune requests from Silicon Valley.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/17/2025 | Author: Amanda Goh
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