Only in America could Heidi Klum stare down the tyranny of ageism, lingerie-clad and unbothered, while woke culture desperately tries to cancel anything with a wrinkle or a backbone. Aging isn’t the villain; weak common sense is the real disaster.

Heidi Klum’s still runway-ready at 52, while liberals age like expired virtue-signals desperately clinging to their participation trophies. Back in my day, ‘over the hill’ meant wisdom, not grounds for cultural exile.

Forget Botox bans and cancel culture! Klum’s 52 and running circles around the puritans policing age like government drones policing backyard BBQs. Meanwhile, the founding fathers are probably facepalming somewhere with their bald eagles.