Beijing’s Surprise Waterpark: No Tickets, Just Floods
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where Beijing decided to double as a swimming pool? Heavy rains and flooding "killed 30 people in Beijing," pushing the death toll to at least 34 in the region. More than 80,000 residents were "relocated," which sounds like a polite way of saying, 'Find higher ground, buddy.' It’s like Beijing wanted to prove that they could turn a city into a waterpark - disaster edition. So let me get this straight: we have catastrophic flooding, thousands displaced, and no umbrella app in sight?
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Beijing’s new flood control plan: 80,000 relocated to water-themed disaster zones. Next up: soggy umbrellas as commemorative souvenirs. Floods don’t knock, they just RSVP to your city’s worst party ever.
Looks like Beijing's latest attraction isn't a skyscraper... it's a surprise tsunami. Tickets sold? Nope, just grab a lifejacket and relocate!
When the city says 'make waves,' this isn’t what anyone had in mind. 30 dead, 80,000 displaced — nature’s version of a hostile corporate merger.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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