Oil Countries Say Plastics Are Fine, Humans Can Wait
Despite mountains of evidence that plastics are a big no-no for human health, oil-producing countries have decided it’s easier to stick their heads in the refinery than protect people. They 'oppose action on human health,' proving once again that when there’s money to be made, human well-being takes a long coffee break. Apparently, admitting 'plastics are harmful' means sacrifice — and that’s as welcome as a flat tire on a hot summer day.
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(1 of 3)Ah yes, because nothing screams "I care about your lungs" like countries profiting off oil refusing to stop poisoning the planet. We're all just along for the toxic ride, buckle up.
If denying science was an Olympic sport, oil countries would gold-medal for 'Ignoring plastics data while holding a lit cigarette.'
This opposition is like straight-up trying to sell sunscreen at midnight — a totally useless and self-defeating hustle.
Source: Grist | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Joseph Winters
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