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RFK Jr. Fires CDC Director, Claims Politics Cure Needed

On an impeccably chaotic April day, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. decided running the CDC with a sledgehammer was the cure for 'political bias' by abruptly firing the agency's director—so abrupt, it stunned bureaucrats like a reality show elimination. Kennedy Jr., known mostly for making headlines by making headlines, apparently took a break from family reunions to accuse the CDC of partisanship, proving that if subtlety were a vaccine, he'd be patient zero. The drama—fresh enough for a soap opera—leaves Americans wondering if diseases now include leadership incompetency, and whether fired directors come with golden parachutes or just a loud farewell clap.

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Source: Statnews | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Matthew Herper