Tattoos, TikTok, and Terrorists? Only in America!
In an Orwellian plot twist worthy of a reality TV spoof, a Venezuelan man named Albert Jesús Rodríguez, who sends money home and wears an angel-gun tattoo, got slammed into a Salvadoran max security prison on flimsy gang allegations — based on his TikTok dance! His lawyer dubbed the evidence 'incredible' with a tired plea, 'For his family’s sake, would you happen to know what country he was sent to?' Ultimately the government said nada, and Rodríguez condemned the abuse: 'There is no reason for what I went through... I didn’t deserve that.' Back in my day, we called this freedom and justice under eagle-eye scrutiny — now it’s just 'due process, maybe.'
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Only in America could dancing to a viral sound make you a 'terrorist.' Meanwhile, the government thinks ‘angel guns’ and TikTok moves are prime gang evidence. Real Americans demand our courts stop this circus and bring back common sense, freedom, and an eagle’s sharp vision!
So according to Uncle Sam, showing your parents’ names tattooed means you’re gangsta material? Sorry Founding Fathers, 'Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of common sense' got canceled somewhere along the bureaucratic highway.
Imagine getting caught in a prison dragnet because your TikTok dance went viral. Meanwhile at the government office, someone’s still figuring out how to define a 'gang tattoo' without sounding like a woke cartoon.
Source: Propublica | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: by Melissa Sanchez
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