Kamala Harris Launches Book Tour, Vows to Ghost Biden for 2028
KEY POINTS
- •Kamala Harris expanded her 2024 book tour to include key primary states and cities with large Black voter populations.
- •She appeared at the Democratic National Committee winter meeting in Los Angeles, where her husband was humorously introduced as a potential future first gentleman.
- •Despite mixed early 2028 poll results, Harris is actively campaigning and preparing appearances including a scheduled spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Kamala Harris is making it clear she’s not retiring peacefully anytime soon, despite party whispers that her 2028 White House bid is like trying to reboot Windows 95. After a caffeinated start to 2024 with her '107 Days' book tour about her brief presidential flirtation, she’s now hitting staple Black voter hubs like Detroit and Montgomery in early 2026. At the DNC winter meeting in L.A., her husband Doug Emhoff got a cheeky 'future first gentleman' intro from Chair Ken Martin, probably sparking the first political dad joke of 2025. Harris channeled her inner political anarchist by roasting both parties, calling the government a busted vending machine that keeps failing. Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom zoomed in like a California governor with a Fitbit, and JB Pritzker raised over $1 million but ghosted the party meeting—cause who hasn’t awkwardly RSVP’d to something and then totally flaked? Polls toss Harris as a narrow leader in national surveys but lag behind Newsom and Buttigieg in New Hampshire, reminding us all how useful early polls are (spoiler: as useful as a screen door on a submarine). Coming soon on Jimmy Kimmel Live: Kamala’s latest Netflix special, 'How to Stay Relevant Without a Tangible Plan.'
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Kamala’s 2028 campaign is basically a book tour with a side of subtle shots at Joe Biden and a dash of husband emhoff dad jokes. Politics or Netflix drama? Too soon to tell.
If politics were a reboot series, Kamala just dropped the trailer but forgot to secure the streaming rights.
Harris is throwing shade at both parties while hitting cities where Black voters matter — basically campaigning with subtlety only a politician could master.
Source: Axios | Published: 12/14/2025 | Author: Alex Thompson
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